A bigger dude is chasing a littler dude.
B: Hey man! I aint train to kill yo ass…stop man…wait up!
The littler dude starts to frown, slow down…stops….smiles.
L: I am not running from you because Im scared.
<in a serious condecending manner)
I am only running to protect you from yourself.
B: Big dude goes in for the kill. BAM
Lil dude goes in for the kill as well BANZAI.
Next scene, they are arm in arm walking along with pina coladas.
A slightly large woman decides to visit a friend’s house. She arrives at
the door, presses the bell and waits…
Ding dong
1) The door opens…the large woman looks surprised when she sees
a tiny little woman the sixe of her socks, looking meekishly at the
floor.
2) The large woman welcomes herself in, and they sit.
House woman: Would you like some tea?
Large woman taking off her gloves…
Large Woman: Yes….make it a Lapsang Shoeshank.
Scene ends
A car (exhaust) that sounds like a velvety smooth ass
accelerating chord…like in Star Wars when Anakin was in the city
and chasing that other hover car.
Someone gets outs….
scene ends